The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Randomize