Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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