doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
As shirtless as possible
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
How does it feel to date your dad?
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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