a search helicopter?!
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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