If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Watching her eat just hurts me
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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