You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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