I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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