Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
