I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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