Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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