woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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