Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
The struggles of a small town man whore
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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