two words: eviction party
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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