My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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