i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
Randomize
