We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I intend to get homeless drunk
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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