Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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