so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
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