is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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