OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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