What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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