I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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