You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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