Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Last time i carry you out of a forest
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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