I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
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what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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