Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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