so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
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