I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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