Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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