you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Success! We fucked roommates!
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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