Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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