Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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