You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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