You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Randomize
