What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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