That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
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