Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
