Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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