THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
false alarm. still invincible.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
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