youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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