Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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