He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Randomize
