I want to stick my p in your. b.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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