Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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