Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
