I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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