508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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