Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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