i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Randomize
