goodnight i made you a song goodbye
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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