It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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