oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Im part way to drunk.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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