How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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