I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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