I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
he shaved USA in his pubs
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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