Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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