I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Operation Purity has been aborted
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
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