I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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