he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
