My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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