Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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